Ruby is a boxer-shark teenager girl.
Ruby is a pest.
Ruby is a dog-pleaser.
Ruby is completely self-absorbed.
Ruby will suck all of the oxygen out of the room.
Ruby won’t be ignored.
Ruby wears bright orange polar fleece.
Ruby gets into your face when you just want some peace and quiet. Ask Clyde.
Ruby is a bottomless pit of neediness that can never be filled.
Ruby will shove her face under your chin with her ass in the air just to get you to say I love You —Don’t be like Ruby.
xox
