Fear, Chapped Lips and Heinous Side Effects

Fear, Chapped Lips and Heinous Side Effects

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Hello, fear. (Said with sneering disdain, like “Hello Newman” on Seinfeld).

Fear reared his ugly head again on Tuesday.
Like me, you probably woke up to the report of yet another terrorist attack on innocent civilians in Brussels. And again if you’re like me your first response was to gird your loins.
To hunker down, plant your feet, cross your arms and close your mind.

In your body you probably felt, along with me, a nauseous gut pit, turning to sadness, then empathy and finally anger. Oh, yeah, and all of that with a fear chaser.

You know you guys, it reminds me of those pharmaceutical ads on TV and their heinous side effects. You know the ones I mean. They’re laughable.

“For chronic chapped lips try *Chaplipocine. Taken regularly, it reduces the symptoms of chapped lips in only three days!
Side effects may include (and this is said at the speed of a professional auctioneer), flatulence, headaches, amnesia, seizures, constipation, swelling of the tongue and testicles, facial hair in men, women, and babies, eventual loss of consciousness — and death.”

And it’s making billions because people are willing to suffer those consequences to get chapped lip relief!
Wtf?

But just as ridiculous and shoved down our throats even more aggressively, are the side effects of fear. They consist of paranoia, anxiety, uncontrollable security cravings, unwillingness to travel, suspicion, inability to turn off CNN, intolerance, giving away your privacy, dis-empowerment, not living your life — and death.

Seriously?

I for one, feel that’s unacceptable.

We all have a choice of how to respond.
I can eyeball the hipster next to me suspiciously while he sits there on his computer with his luxurious man-beard and wonder if he’s crafting his jihadist manifesto. And I can cancel my trip to Europe that I saved years for.
Because I could die. We all could die.
Because it’s too dangerous. The airports. Subways. Cafes. Sidewalks. Everything.

These are some of the side effects I’m not willing to suffer. How about you?

Listen, we have to be aware. We can’t and we shouldn’t walk with our faces buried in our phones or our head in the clouds. But there’s a difference between awareness and suspicion.

Don’t shake hands with fear. Please.

Girded loins never did anyone any good,

And chapped lips go away in three days regardless of the medicine you take.

So don’t endure the heinous side effects just for the illusion of being saved.

Anyhow, carry on,

xox

*you know this product doesn’t really exist, right?

4 Comments
  • dominator says:

    Fear like everything else is a choice.
    You can embrace it and discover courage or you can reject it and it will find you again.
    Security is a feeling, an emotion that allows us to cope with fear, like a drug that masks the symptom, not solve the illness. As you said it all ends in this reality with death no matter what.
    So what the hell!? Choose courage… it’s so much more hip and makes for much better stories.

    By the way, old “CHAP”, LIPOCINE does exist. It’s a pharmaceutical company traded on the NASDAQ (LPCN) that specializes in oral medicine.

    • jbertolus says:

      Thanks, Dominator! I love and totally agree with your insights about both fear and security. And wtf? My made up medicine really exists?
      xoxJanet

  • Phil Edwards says:

    Hi Janet…Thanks for sharing this post with us! Wishing you days of Gentle winds—Soft curves and Wonder…Phil

Hi, I’m Janet

Mentor. Pirate. Dropper of F-bombs.

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