Don’t Be Like Ruby

dominator says:

“Don’t be like Ruby!”
What do you mean?

“Ruby is a boxer-shark teenager girl.”
I’m a boxer-loving teenager boy (at heart).

“Ruby is a pest.”
I’m a pest; proud, pouty and petulant.

“Ruby is a dog-pleaser.”
I’m definitely a dog-pleaser.

“Ruby is completely self-absorbed.”
I’m compleeeeeetely self-absorbed.

“Ruby will suck all of the oxygen out of the room.”
I’ll suck all of the oxygen out of the room. Aries do that.

“Ruby won’t be ignored.”
I won’t be ignored. What’s the alternative?

“Ruby wears bright orange polar fleece.”
Well, …you may have a point with that one.! Orange is NOT the new black.

“Ruby gets into your face when you just want some peace and quiet. Ask Clyde.”
I’ll get into your face when you just want some peace and quiet. Ask my wife when I get chatty in the morning?
And Clyde… What is he? Some stuck-up insensitive male unable to open up and feel intimacy?

“Ruby is a bottomless pit of neediness that can never be filled.”
Aren’t we all a little like that? She’s just more vocal and forthcoming about it.

“Ruby will shove her face under your chin with her ass in the air just to get you to say I love You.”
How cute is that!? We all need to do that! And more kissing!

So I say: “Be more like Ruby!” Looks like she’s got a good life and got it figured out.
Nota bene: I admit, I may still have some personal issues to work on.