How Enlightened Families Argue

Laura Rothschild says:

As always…hysterical! Oh how I’d love to start a food fight this holiday! But of course that’s because it’s not going to be at my house, and I don’t have to stress about the gravy stains. I wonder if I’d get invited back to my mother-in-laws if I do? Hmmm….?

buzztwitter says:

To be honest I’ve come to learn that It’s the ass who it the enlightened one…. Most people who chat about Spirituality don’t know what the hell they are on about, usually have a mortgage and isa and a tessa, wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire (sorry but it’s true).

I generally don’t get involved in dinner chit chat, but I do remember one time at a big posh bash, some obnoxious posh woman who fits into your ( that well-intentioned jackass who speaks in self-righteous therapist or guru induced gibberish. That’s not communicating you guys. That’s not even a conversation.) going on and on, and then she proclaimed loudly over everyone, ‘Well to be totally honest I don’t think that people should have opinions’.

Now Up to this point I hadn’t joined in any conversation and was basically clock watching, thinking what the hell am I doing here, with these plastic pretenders. I enjoyed my oneliner and my only addition to the egostiscal battle, I looked at her and said ‘Well that’s your opinion isn’t it?’. The look I recieved was priceless, and everyone stopped talking for a moment, what just happened they where all thiniking.

Job done….. TAXI back to the cosmos please