Dear Janet—A Snarky Letter From the Back of My Christmas Tree

Dear Janet, This is a letter from the most neglected thing in your home at the holidays (besides your legs, which go unshaved in December as a timesaving measure)—the back of your Christmas tree. I mean, I know I face the street, and people really can’t see anything beyond the white lights as they walk … Continue reading Dear Janet—A Snarky Letter From the Back of My Christmas Tree